[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush (Run into, dove, football tackled...)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
Total: 4
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.
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